goat laugh

How you sound when you know you aren't supposed to laugh at a very inappropriate joke told in public.
Jason: and then the <ethnic or racially inappropriate reference> said, I've got none.

Randy: *goat laugh*
by Rick Parker August 28, 2021
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baby goats mouth

“this makes me want to stick my penis in a baby goats mouth!”
by urdad1938 May 31, 2021
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why the goat?

because the lamb has already been slain, and their are alot of goats.
sooooo. why the goat? because i dont know how to ask for forgiveness.
by AlliedApe October 27, 2021
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drowns your goat

When you feel like being a kind of psychotic idiot and don't believe in the floating of boats, but rather the drowning of goats.
by alex bezzina September 06, 2017
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The GOAT Virus

Virus that began at the end of 2022 that congest the throat and cusses respiratory issues.
He kept trying to clear his throat, because he had the illness caused by The GOAT Virus.
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that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath
oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.
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Goat Blast

An euphemism for a foursome consisting of three men and one woman. The term comes from the phrase, “I’m hornier than a three-peckered billy goat”. How does one satisfy said goat? It has a blast with a hornier female goat. Three guys with three peckers and one horny girl is more than group sex, it’s a goat blast. The term was created and first used on the podcast Slacker and The Man.
Dobbs: “What happened last weekend? I heard some of the crew spent the night with that chick with the big boobs. Anybody get lucky?”

The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”

Dobbs: “I should have been there!”

The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”
by Mashers69 August 16, 2014
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