Fuck Cape

A hand towel worn around your neck and shoulders during sex in a bathroom. Usually because a surface is cold after changing positions (female).

Female: "This mirror is cold on my back"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"

by Belly22 January 5, 2013

Loop fucking

Loopfucking is the sex position that is highly recommended for a threesome requiring three females with cumworking dicks (Costs 6.99$ Each/Sponsored by the Futunari hell), or three males. How this works is that three people will have to make a triangle, their faces touching each others ass but with a dick attached to their oral cavity. One person will have to ejaculate from their mouth penises inside the ass infront of them, filling them up with cum. The person being ejaculated inside will pass on the semen from their intestines to their mouth-penis (kinda like throwing up except the vomit goes to their cummable dildos placed in the mouth) and do the same thing to the 3rd person -and again does the same thing to the 1st person and it goes on a loop.

Person 1: Have you seen any of my three friends?

Person 2: Ohh, they’re at my place. They’re loop fucking

by Hokage69 March 8, 2020

blank fuck

Not giving the slightest care about something, an absolute and resolute mode of lack of interest about a subject or event; lack of interest of the first degree in cases where it cannot be over emphasized.

Jim: Mary is having a house party and we are all invited.

Mark: I dont give a blank fuck about her party - two blank fucks even!

by Autch-Money January 5, 2010

Fucking this chook

The person who is in charge/in command.

Usually one would say this to assert themselves as a leader or

Ask this aloud to question the competency of the person in charge.

(1) Bloke 1: "I reckon we should do it this way"
Bloke 2: "Well I’m fucking this chook mate, so shut the fuck up. We're doing it my way"

(2) A bloke after waiting for food for a long time in terrible restaurant stands up angrily and yells "Who’s fucking this chook?!? Where’s my fucking food?!?"

by your mate jones April 30, 2009

fucking nonce

Ur uncle that melested me when I was 6

Oh look I lost my v card to that FUCKING NONCE

by Lucky-FN July 13, 2020

Smile Fucked

A passive agressive response leading someone to believe you agree with them when your most certainly do not.

The old lady "Smile Fucked" her family by telling them "Yes I've been thinking of moving into the retirement community, I just need some time to decided which one."

by Joefish November 27, 2012

Kluster fuck

If any thing is some sort of a disaster it is considered a kluster fuck

P1: I hate going through rotaries

P2: i know this is such a kluster fuck!

by Puff Puff McGee September 16, 2018