February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021

February 14

the coolest, most amazing people are on born on 14th February!

“when’s ur birthday?”
“February 14th”
“aww lucky!!!!! I wish I was you!:((( ur so cool and hot asf😍😍”
“I know right”

by youknowwhoaha January 11, 2022

February 29, be nice to remy day

Be nice to any remys you meet

February 29, be nice to remy day is today
Hey Remy you look nice today

by Remy Remy Remy February 29, 2024

Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

February sixth

February sixth is big sister appreciation day!!! Don’t go to school!!! Only if your a big sister ;)

Mom:time for school GET UP
me: no I don’t have to it’s February sixth,

big sister appreciation day

by Thecoolestpersononearth February 6, 2022

Fuck Fury February

Fuck Fury February is an event when you have to have sex with someone, doesn´t make sense with what gender. First Feb. u have to fuck for one hour, second Feb. u have to have to add 5 minutes more. And so on to Feb. 28. And if its 29, u have to fuck whole day to 23:30. If u survived No Nut November and Destroy Dick December u have to participate in this month.

Fuck Fury February works like that: First February u gonna fuck someone for one hour. Second February u gonna fuck someone for hour and 5 minutes. And on 28. February u gonna fuck 3.25 hours

by SUCCesssful one November 20, 2018

February 14

National stream Crush Culture day as stated by Conan Gray the legend himself.

"Hey, wanna go on a date?"

"No it's February 14, national stream Crush Culture day i'm busy"

by 0nline July 20, 2020