Brad--"Did you go to that party last night man?"
Jack--"Nah. I just re-subscribed to Brazzers. I double dutched. My dick nearly fell off"
Jack--"Nah. I just re-subscribed to Brazzers. I double dutched. My dick nearly fell off"
by Haywood Jewblome September 7, 2013

by getmehame June 21, 2021

A Dutch Water Slide is when you get a lot of your friends to ejaculate on a large tarp and make hot girls go down it.
by Aezkalie October 20, 2013

by carameldream October 21, 2019

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
by TacoDaav August 31, 2022

The act of receiving oral sex while eating a toaster strudel and depositing crumbs on to the givers back.
by Crumbed April 16, 2024

by FlomFlom January 18, 2022
