The couch or comfortable chair in a retail store where all of the men sit waiting for their significant others to finish shopping.
"Where are you? I just found three shirts for $12. I'm ready to go."
"I'm at the guy dump on the second floor of the Gap."
"I'm at the guy dump on the second floor of the Gap."
by stubbstarbuck69 August 25, 2023
Get the guy dumpmug. a) an insulting expression to describe a person, meaning " haha, you found your clothes at the local garbage dump"
b) (noun): an offensive term for a person who did find their clothes at the local dump
N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the insulting party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
b) (noun): an offensive term for a person who did find their clothes at the local dump
N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the insulting party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Harry Potter walks into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?
Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma November 9, 2012
Get the dump-clothesmug. by Greenmiller January 23, 2022
Get the Slut dumpmug. when you go to sit on a counter and shit your self and it goes on both surfaces, thats a split dump.
leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.
leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.
by longjohndec December 12, 2009
Get the split dumpmug. A dump taken before doing an important and/ or strenuous task in order to gain mental clarity and increased focus. Also, a preventive measure against accidental sharting.
Bro, before we hit these Deadlift PRs I'm gonna go take a power dump... rack them weights, I'll be right back.
by Neilus da realist June 22, 2017
Get the Power Dumpmug. The act of sexual intercourse with a fat chick that statistcally is under 5" tall & over weighs at least 225lbs.
Lehroy was awarded his Dump Truck Ticket after performing his trademark reverse double dunker move, on that Jabba the Hut lookalike fat chick, in the back of his mobile home...
by rathole November 25, 2009
Get the Dump truck ticketmug. by Boi On A Unicycle November 5, 2018
Get the Donald Dumpmug.