Douche-A-Verse

6 or more douche bags completely isolated, doing the most utterly douchiest things one could ever possibly think of. Called a Douch-A-Verse because they think everything revolves around them.

Look at those guys over there! One of them made fun of Patty before, and told Emma she was ugly. Such a Douche-A-Verse, I hate them so much!

by YOSHNCLRS February 21, 2015

Douche rockett

Someone who enters a conversation they know nothing about ruining everything good about what was being discussed

You at the bar talking to a beautiful female laying the final lines down and here comes this douche rockett talking about his day at his mom's house

by Tha truth August 26, 2016

Douche Kanoshe

A word made up referring to people who are douches. Word up bro.

Wow, that kid matt is a total douche kanoshe!

by MoMoBoLo October 22, 2011

douche pipe

A vape pen. So called because usually only douches vape.

Brad's over there sucking on his douche pipe.

by ces't la vie February 14, 2022

baby douche

A teenager or very young adult that mistakenly thinks that being a douchebag is cool and who thus essentially becomes an apprentice douchebag that will one day probably become a full fledged douchebag, forever beyond hope of ever becoming a decent human being.

Jersey Shore probably created a lot of baby douches who may otherwise have stayed on a more civilized path in life.

by minagica June 15, 2015

douche beggar

A person, usually a woman, who begs to have a douche administered to her

Hey, look at that woman asking for a douche, she is a real douche beggar

by Duncan Cromartie June 14, 2018

douche it out

Ever find yourself stuck in a moment when you wish you could cleanse yourself free from lifes filth?

Then take a moment to douche it out, meaning to start over again with a clean slate.

"I can't believe I just caught my parents having sex. I need to douche it out and forget it happened."

by jaminique June 14, 2014