Scooped My Biscuit

The act of one person putting their hand up a womans skirt or dress and grabbing their va-jay-jay.

Oh my god! Ryan... that guy just "Scooped my Biscuit" !!

by BISCUIT SCOOPER October 18, 2011

Biscuits in the Oven

When you’re ready to take a poo

We gotta get home boys, I’ve got some biscuits in the oven.

by Lil DaveyPete January 21, 2022

biscuit witch

A word for a ugly ass whore bitch but your moms in the room.

“Hey mom the biscuit witch tried to talk to me again”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”

by Gorl.com February 02, 2023

Finger biscuit

The nasty junk that rolls up between your fingers when rubbed together.

That gross guy picked his ear and got his finger biscuit in my ice cream! Ewww

by Plac3b0 February 01, 2018

fuckety fuck biscuits

An negative expression used to communicate extreme irritation or anger.

I’ve forgotten my keys? oh fuckety fuck biscuits, i can’t take this anymore.

by snaxaphone July 30, 2023

slut biscuit

a sandwich consisting of two digestive biscuits with peanut butter and nutella as the filling. slut move so thus a slut biscuit

person 1: oooh i’m feeling like i need a biscuit right now bro
person 2: you look like you need a slut biscuit bro
person 1: what’s that bro
person 2: think biscuit then nutella then peanut butter then another biscuit bro
person 1: bro

by alpacaman February 08, 2022

murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018