Bandage Baby

A baby that is conceived to restore a failing marriage.

“Do you really think slapping a bandage baby on your marriage will fix it?”

by Cannabisius March 3, 2021

bandage and manage

when referring to s/h inflicting wounds on yourself and covering them up

bandage and manage lol

by stumvi March 7, 2021

Band-Rider

A Band-Rider is a person that goes along with what everyone else is saying or thinking never coming up with any individual thought. You can also become a major Band-Rider by always going for the sports team that wins BUT once they start losing you jump off the Bandwagon waiting to jump back on another one.

You are such band-rider you only like The Lakers when they are winning.

by Dimegirl April 10, 2021

Band

Clear up confusion.
1 Rack = $1000 or a G
10 Racks = $10,000 or 1 Band

Go to a bank withdraw $10,000 and it will have a Band labeled $10,000

I told that broke muth@fuk@ to run me a Band and we'll call it even. This fool only had a rack. That won't cover the down payment.

by MegaMike73 May 17, 2021

Band Geek

Lincoln

Lincoln is a band geek.

by RoastoPano June 3, 2021

band job

a combination of oral sex and wanking off a sexual partner. One may perform oral stimulation on the tip while giving a hand job to the rest of the penis or start with oral sex before finishing with a hand job or perhaps any own personal combination of the two with the aim for maximum sexual stimulation

She gave him a band job, that’s a double whammy the lucky bitch

by Matt Raesake July 13, 2021

band kid syndrome

highly contagious disease given off by kids in band. can lead to upper respiratory failure and possibly death in young people

1: Hey did you hear about how John got band kid syndrome?
2: Yeah, it’s super tragic

by bobjohncarlthe3rd August 13, 2021