Bean farmer

A Mexican man with a lot of kids

Man the Mexican guy has a shot load of kids! What a bean farmer!

by DjMackyMac November 6, 2015

bag of beans

Scrotum, smooth criminals, tomatoes, nadbag, jizzbags, raisin bag, happy sack, hairy saddlebags, bag of fruit, John Waynes hairy saddlebags, sack onuts; daddy-bag; marsupium; bag of tricks; jelly-bag.

I enjoyed Pamela playing with my bag of beans and giving me a head.

by AmЕn July 20, 2016

team bean

when you are a mexican or latino, you play for team bean.

Don't hire him Adam, he plays for team bean.

by doo doo brown January 8, 2004

Jelly Bean

n. a person who is jealous of you because they suck taint

Andrew was being a jelly bean because I'm overly-talented.

by formerwebsters July 10, 2009

drop a bean

taking a quick and tiny pellet-like shit

or

in sexual intercourse, failing to pull out in the nick of time - therefore leaving a bean-sized amount of jiz in the vajayjay

"Dude you weren't in the bathroom long at all"

"Yeah, I only had to drop a bean."

or

"Omg, I'm so scared I might be pregnant!"

"Wait, I thought he pulled out?"

"Ugh, he did. But he totally dropped a bean."

by Katrina da fynest February 27, 2010

bum bean

bum beans are the bits of poo that stick on your bum hairs lol

ive got some right bum beans

by lil-simo October 11, 2007

cool beans

cool beans; if one says it, it becomes contagious to others.

He done moss randy moss. Cool Beans!

by Jack Sparrow 3rd April 21, 2008