semen biscuit

Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.

I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

Eskimo Biscuit

Eskimo Biscuit is a label given to female genitalia.

Fred: man i finally got a crack at Kelly's eskimo biscuit last night.

by D.Div. Salty Mufffuckin Dalty June 26, 2022

Scooped My Biscuit

The act of one person putting their hand up a womans skirt or dress and grabbing their va-jay-jay.

Oh my god! Ryan... that guy just "Scooped my Biscuit" !!

by BISCUIT SCOOPER October 18, 2011

Biscuits in the Oven

When you’re ready to take a poo

We gotta get home boys, I’ve got some biscuits in the oven.

by Lil DaveyPete January 21, 2022

biscuit witch

A word for a ugly ass whore bitch but your moms in the room.

“Hey mom the biscuit witch tried to talk to me again”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”

by Gorl.com February 02, 2023

to biscuit

The act of sneaking upon an absent friend or colleague's chair and farting upon it before they return.

Dude! VJ's gone to the bvathroom. I'm going to biscuit his chair.

by Marlboro' Man November 16, 2007

Finger biscuit

The nasty junk that rolls up between your fingers when rubbed together.

That gross guy picked his ear and got his finger biscuit in my ice cream! Ewww

by Plac3b0 February 01, 2018