Cow and a Biscuit

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.

It is used generally as a replacement for "Pretty Good"

The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's".

The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.

Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Ar! Cow and a Biscuit!

by Paul Oakley July 17, 2021

Soggy Biscuit fc

Shit overrated team

Ant:who are soggy biscuit fc
Callum: a shit overrated team

by Nanniesfc July 24, 2021

biscuit lipper

Person with big lips. Especially of African heritage. Nigger. Black person.

That biscuit lipper really wanted to steal that watermelon but we were watching him to closely.

by Wireman of Gig Harbor August 5, 2021

Fuck Biscuit

A fuck biscuit is something you call your friends who are dumb and outright idiots used as a slur in heated arguments

Stfu you stupid fuck biscuit.

by Daddy1246 August 8, 2021

Shart my biscuits

A fart where some poop comes out that also hits your testicles.

Im so drunk I might shart my biscuits.

by Picklefla4 August 27, 2021

Biscuit

A biscuit or cookie is another name for a female's vagina, it is used because the vagina has two lips which can be the biscuit and whatever you put in between (chocolate, cream or any type of flavored edible you can put in/on a biscuit) the biscuit

"I heard that one girl is into biscuits."

by WTF Italian Stallion June 22, 2021

My biscuits

My bad

Disregard, I got it. I was adding up the wrong numbers. My biscuits.

by NSM Finance June 24, 2021