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angry jim

An individual who knows no limits, both morally and socially. A enigmatic fusion of affability and nonchalance that charms and frustrates in equal measure. He bangs in the goals and pulls all the birds, despite wearing his grandad's hand-me-down jumper purchased from Q&A in 1975. Has to grow a beard to look a day over 14, and thinks he's a baller despite growing up in Surrey and having Taylor Swift on his iTunes.
He's gone and done an Angry Jim. Drinking pina coladas in a sombrero at a funeral.
by AJ1000000 April 18, 2018
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angry polack

Any polish person but especially the women. They are all angry and mentally unstable filthy women and will terrify the bravest of souls. Their only redeeming quality is they are superior in bed and are very slutty
Don’t mind her she’s an angry polack, she’s always mad.
by The_real_ask_jeeves July 18, 2024
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angry volcano

You're giving him a hand-job. Just before he comes, you dip your other hand in the open jar of chili sauce and quickly change hands. He'll huff and puff just like a volcano, and when the sperm mixes with the chili sauce it looks exactly like lava!
My boyfriend try to do the Batman on me last night, but I beat him to it by doing the angry volcano!
by Just for funz. July 24, 2017
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angry boxer

Same concept as the Angry Dragon, instead of hitting the back of her head, slap her across the face to make her spit semen.
I gave your wife an angry boxer. It was rocky 3 all over again.
by FunkyMonk00 January 17, 2014
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Angry Powdrell

When you're having sex with a chick and she denys to to finish inside her without a condom, so you start slapping her with history books.
"Hey bro what did ya get up to last night", "Oh did the Angry Powdrell aye bro" "Choice"
by gb101 December 14, 2012
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Angry Narwhal

When you are beyond pissed off and jam your erect penis into the eye of your significant other while making whale noises.
Last night I lost a game of Rainbow Six Siege, so I did the angry narwhal to my little sister.
by MrGhosty December 3, 2021
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Angry woodpecker

When a couple is having sex in the woods, the man pulls out and quickly shoves a pinecone back inside the woman.
Man i was fuckin this chick in the woods and she asked me for an angry woodpecker.
by Trebleflag September 1, 2020
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