The Wifey Effect

Receiving a ball and chain gag during a bachelor party in embarrassing fashion and puking from the pressure.

The reality of getting married finally hit him so hard during his bachelor party it caused The Wifey Effect.

by imthejoe April 10, 2011

Clit Willy

when a girl has a clit so big its almost penis size

amys got such a clit willy, bet its bigger than her boyfriends

by mark erpen March 24, 2012

wicked willy

A slang term used to define the act of inserting one's penis into another person's ear and proceeding to ejaculate therein.

Ted and Bob were goofing around. Ted gave Bob a Wet Willy (An act where one licks his or her finger and proceeds to stick the wet finger into another person's ear.) Not wanting to be outdone by his comrade, Bob gave Ted a Wet Willy. As you might imagine, Ted did not appreciate the Wicked Willy and resolved not to goof around with Bob anymore.

by mrmoshebee October 6, 2013

eastside willy

A stiffy (or boner) that bends to the left when facing south.

Barbados: Hey man, why is your brother not on Facebook any more?

Fred: I don't know. Fuck. I think he is just acting like an Eastside Willy....

by Eatdeeznutz May 23, 2014

spicy willy

When you dip your tongue in hot sauce and then stick it in someone's ear. Muahahaha

"Did you just give me a spicy willy?!"

by Sammy Anne Sam July 28, 2014

whisky willy

A rock on the sea shore looking like a penis

Look there is a whisky willy

by Drewxxx February 26, 2015

stiff willy

A wet willy with your wanker.

"I was sitting so close to the pilot in that two-seat jet that I could have given the pilot a stiff willy!"

by AndBoomGoestheDynamite March 30, 2016