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People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.
Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.
by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018
mugGet the People who dont want to play monopolymug.

Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass
Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.
by williedoitnow August 10, 2022
mugGet the Who's choking on the splintersmug.

The kid who is behind you

The kid who is behind you is just some random homicidal kid who has this weird fetish of smelling backs. He is often seen behing little babies or elderly men and sniffing their backs. If he is smelling your back stay still so he doesnt get mad and chop your penis off.
Random smallhead: Yoooyoyoyoyoo guy there the kid who is behind you
Other guy: Ahahshshnonnoddndkdnsjdkdk ok ill try to stay still it tickles
mugGet the The kid who is behind youmug.

she-who-must-be-obeyed

1970년대에 등장한 표현으로 속어로 와이프, 아내를 뜻한다. 직역하면 복종해야 할 대상이 되는 여자. 즉 공처가의 부인인 셈인데 일반적으로 약간 유머러스하게 아내를 표현할때 쓴다. 줄여서 SWMBO 라고 쓰기도 한다. -서영일
I need to get the donner ready tonight or she-who-must-be-obeyed will get upset
by MikeSeo November 17, 2015
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Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!!

National boyfriend day post him!” And “National Girlfriend day I’m waiting to get posted” are both below this NGAFAWYDD!! Because nobody really cares about who you having sex with loser 🤞
“Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!! My fave day!!”
by Haterade !!! October 4, 2021
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