mine turtle

a turtle that goes boom

Hi, mine turtle!

by rydersacramento July 6, 2024

Relationship Turtle

a long period of time in which a person dose not express a want for a relationship and remains like a turtle within its shell.

Damn Steve could get mad bitches too bad he is stuck in a Relationship Turtle.

by Daddystalin August 4, 2017

dick turtle

When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb

"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"

by F-Bomb Thiru July 1, 2017

I love turtles

Your a vsco girl

Definely

Person1:i love turtles

Person 2:vscoo Girl

by Da person who its cheetos all June 1, 2021

Sizzlin' Turtle Toes

UK version of Flippin' Frog legs

Sizzlin' Turtle Toes! what is goin on out there

by anonymous August 15, 2023

turtle

smearing poop all over your back

moron: why r u coved in poop?
me: I turtled

by HandsomeDragon8 September 15, 2022

Turtle

Super cool and awesome and top
Secret drug that all the cool kids are doing

Do you know where I can score some Turtle?

by Gmoneyhoney$$ November 10, 2019