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The Gutted Turkey

When you dislocate the legs of the bottom, then place the back of their knees on their shoulders, then fuck them mating press style.
Sandy: yeah Jared had me in The Gutted Turkey all night. That's why I'm in the hospital. Worth it.
Emily: what the fuck dude
by Beanis_Weenis July 12, 2024
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Dutch oven turkey

When you fart in your friends face under the bedsheet covers and smear a blend of poop and mustard on them as the finishing act
Maverick awoke to an awful stench and orange crust on his bedsheets suspecting that Brad gave him a Dutch Oven Turkey the night previous.
by Pissball_33 July 29, 2025
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Slim Stringed Turkey

An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.
Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021
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Mud Turkey

A person that you tie a chain or rope around and then drag through a very very large mud hole till they are completly covered in mud.
by Judge dredd7 August 2, 2011
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Turkey Trunk

When you stick your chode in the thanks giving turkey and using your own ingredients as the stuffing.
My Grandmother doesn't like the turkey trunk
by Finner451 May 16, 2016
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Turkey Tailing

When two males face away from each other on all fours and one places a finger on their anus in order for the other to bump it and insert it into their own anus.
I was sore asf after my turkey tailing session with my buddy last night
by Real pop March 3, 2025
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Jive Turkey

by Chairnigga September 21, 2021
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