Breaking Bad

the best show ever except for maybe the wire

oj simpson: jesse look im in malcoms middle
jesse: science bitch
lines from hit television show breaking bad

by waltuh_putyourcockawaywaltuh November 23, 2022

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if he cant break bread he fake

sharing is caring.

person 1: has a bag of chips
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake."
person 1 now has to share his stuff towards person 2.
ex. 2

person has girlfriend
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake''
it is now THEIR girlfriend

by chemz-88 November 28, 2022

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Lunch Break

Going number 1 & 2 on another while they go number 1 & 2 on the toilet. Take your lunch break at home.

She asked if I wanted to take a lunch break at home.

by Wtfduude November 29, 2022

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breaking bussy town

when walter white and jesse are my ass last saturday i loved it it was butifull i cant do this anymore goodbye my life is no longer worth living rip in peace lmao get prankd lol i was joking lmao what a funny prank thanks man np hey what if demon

have u heard of breaking bussy town?

no.

by narutouzumakisstepmom January 3, 2022

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(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.

In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!

by QuacksO January 8, 2022

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