Kyle

Slams his head through a wall while drinking monster or just beats you. But is a sound baller

Kyle stop owwwww

by Yfwb <3 October 17, 2019

Kyle

A man who has a nice hefty voluptuous juicy penis.

Man Kyle has a 34 inch penis.

by KyleFanBoi9076 December 12, 2020

kyle

kyle is so short but he thinks hes taller than everyone

"hes such a kyle"

by rcok March 13, 2023

Kyle Sweet

an ugly creature who is rather dumb and has a huge nose

run away from Kyle Sweet

by bob's your uncle hahahaha May 29, 2017

Kyle

A person who is very dangerous. If provoked might pounce ur little sister

That person over there is defo a kyle

by Fishmonger24 November 23, 2021

Kyle

This guy is loud and obnoxious, who complains about the fact that, you're allowed to exist. The same person that will call the cops, if he sees you J-walk. A complete and utter stupid complaining jerk, no one can stand. Kyle (Ki-el); The male version of a Karen.

James, stop being such a KYLE dude!!!

by North_Idaho_girl July 21, 2025

Kyle

Kyle's are most likely on the spectrum. A unique kind of guy, most likely a pussy. He is easily offended and will never get his dick wet. He cannot pull bitches for shit. He will most likely buy a dog because that is the most amount of love he can get from anyone ever. He is the punching bag in any friend group and somebody you would be better off without. He will do what he needs to make himself look better than you. He will go to a university and join a frat and try to get a career just to look better than you, not for his own self achievement. Often flashes while drunk.

Friend: "Who is that guy?"
Me: "That's Kyle, can't you see that cock in his mouth?"

by Dude dude 12 September 21, 2022