January 30th

January 30th: when the worst people are born. People who are born on this date are the scum of the earth, they are cheaters, druggies and just horrible people in general. They are toxic attention seekers with god complexes, if you meet someone born on this date stay away; they only bring misfortune.

My boyfriend is a piece of shit, he was born on January 30th, makes sense

by Verifiedtruthspeaker November 23, 2021

15 January

It’s national kiss and hug someone

Boy 1: it’s 15 January

Girl1: kiss me then

by Iz-T-06 January 9, 2022

January 24th

Today, you must kiss your girl.

Stan: it’s January 24th, national kiss your girl day

Sally: What are you waiting for??

by arealsudoname January 24, 2025

18 January

It's the day of the year where asking your crush out is one of the holiest action to do

A helpful bro: Why don't you ask her today
An uncultured swine: Why should I?
The helpful bro: It's fucking 18 January

by Jack looking dope January 14, 2023

january

a catholic, ecclesiastical, civil pagan diety that they worship by naming one month out of every year, honoring it by putting it on their gregorian calendar.

"Poseidon loves january"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

January 2nd

The day of mass celebration

January 2nd is A social gathering of invited guests, typically involving eating, drinking, and entertainment

by Jan2ndboys January 1, 2022

finger her january

In parody of "No-Nut November" and "Destroy Dick December", finger her January is an event starting on the first of January, in which you finger as much as you can, during this time all bro bonds are here by canceled and it is allowed to finger a friend's mom.

"i can't wait for the year to start"- your mom
"i love finger her January" -your mom

by MR.NUTGUY November 23, 2018