FUCKING INTERNET MAN!

When you are playing an online FPS game and lose a fight because you are being subject to large amounts of lag because you either don't use an ethernet cable or use some ancient ADSL service that is capable of usually 10mbps topsy-turvy

Spack No.3: *Loses a Warzone gulag* Also Spack No.3: "FUCKING INTERNET MAN!"

by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022

Indonesian Internet

Bad Internet connection, lagging, having internet issues, etc. usually correlates with Indihome

Zhang: what the fuck is your ping
Joko: ahhhh sorry, its the Indonesian Internet
Zhang: what the fuck does that means
Joko: ask the Indihome users
Zhang: aren't you Malaysian
Joko: how many times do i have to fucking tell you that I'm Indonesian
Zhang: what's the difference?
Joko: see this is why I don't want to be friends with a Singaporean

by TAC0799 October 7, 2020

Internet

What are you, an idiot? "Hmmm... yes, the floor here is made out of floor..."

Some smartass: 'I went on the internet to look up the word "Internet" on the Urban Dictionary'

Some other smartass: 'Dude thats so cool! Next time try to look up the word "dictionary" in a dictionary'

by Darth_Lebowski April 19, 2021

fake internet feud

a completely unreal and planned quarrel between two consenting parties in communication through the full feud period. The online fight is just silly and for fun.

Emery Van Sickle and Max Young August 30th 2022 is an example of a fake internet feud

by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022

Internet whore

any alternative girl that attracts both genders probably never met them in person before

: im literally an internet whore

them: how ?
: look at these thirsty men

by Sonicslash February 11, 2023

Internet Turd

Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.

Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub

by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE March 29, 2022

internet

If you don't know what the internet is, I suggest you come out from under that rock you've been living under.

You can watch anime on the internet

by theimmortalturkey42 February 1, 2018