dad joke

A dad joke is a joke created by a father figure.

The dad joke is not funny.

honey, stop telling dad jokes im going insane.

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

Athletic-dad-bod

The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.

Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod

by Wasian123 April 13, 2024

gay dad

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by MAXINE dkfghnerdfgkln April 16, 2019

your dad

someone who's still getting milk 25 years later

someone: where's your dad I only ever see you and your mom

you: he's out getting milk

by i am having sex with your da April 2, 2022

Dad

Dad is a grate funny strong man who you can have a laugh with also will always be there to protect there daughter from a man

My dad is a very interesting person

by Livvy tock ❤️✨ December 4, 2020

Your dad

you as a person need to understand that your father is never going to come back and you need to accept that beacuse you cant just whine like a 5 year old. I say MAN UP YA FU--ING TWAT CUZ HES NOT COMMING BACK.

kid: hey wheres your dad?

you: idk

kid: how dont you know?

you: every time i ask my mom she says he is going to get the milk

kid: im so sorry

you: thank you

by IMD123BRUH January 5, 2023

dad

a man that ran away when you came down to earth

Son: Hey mom where is dad?
Mom: He went to get the m i l k...

by daddy owo January 2, 2022