Jelly Bean

n. a person who is jealous of you because they suck taint
Andrew was being a jelly bean because I'm overly-talented.
by formerwebsters July 10, 2009
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drop a bean

taking a quick and tiny pellet-like shit

or

in sexual intercourse, failing to pull out in the nick of time - therefore leaving a bean-sized amount of jiz in the vajayjay
"Dude you weren't in the bathroom long at all"

"Yeah, I only had to drop a bean."

or

"Omg, I'm so scared I might be pregnant!"

"Wait, I thought he pulled out?"

"Ugh, he did. But he totally dropped a bean."
by Katrina da fynest February 27, 2010
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bum bean

bum beans are the bits of poo that stick on your bum hairs lol
by lil-simo October 11, 2007
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alex the bean

A nigger that is as white as Casper the ghost and looks like the biggest bean in the world, also has the biggest forehead u have ever seen
Look at Alex the bean his forehead is so big
by Jeff dunker October 1, 2017
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jumping bean

a jumping bean is a person of non-latino heritage who assumes a latino accent when saying words in spanish. I have to clarify that one can say the proper word without assuming the accent.
I saw mr. hernandez (pronounced "Hairnondayz" with thick, sent-up latino accent) on the street today.
by disgruntled cracker December 27, 2004
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cool beans

cool beans; if one says it, it becomes contagious to others.
He done moss randy moss. Cool Beans!
by Jack Sparrow 3rd April 21, 2008
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Cool Beans

A word that people use when they don't wanna seem all gangster by just saying "cool" so they try to be cute by saying cool beans and raising their eyebrows. It really works with the cute factor!
Did you hear that Josh is dating Dana and they are like so cute together!!

Ummmm...cool beans!
by Pink Babe! January 8, 2011
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