Usually will happen when it's cold out and your balls shrivel up nice and tight to get warm. (The wrinkles look like the pattern that a turtle shell could have)
by Herbert G. WALLCE March 01, 2019
Much like the big headed turtle, this term describes a big headed and small minded member of an older generation that is going extinct. The big headed turtle is a member of an older generation that has no interest in updating their knowledge of the world, only reads biased articles, belittles issues of millennials that he/she has never faced or researched, ferociously holds the baton on Facebook for insensitive propaganda, instigates and incites arguments for joy, does not know how to check sources for accuracy, and denies being racist/homophobic/sexist while supporting racist/homophobic/sexist ideals. Enjoys, coincidentally, calling others bigots while in fact being a bigot.
This big headed turtle posted a picture of millennials crying, affected by the deaths in the Florida shooting, stating that millennials only problems are "getting offended and protesting ridiculous causes."
Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."
My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."
Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."
My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."
by lolweird February 25, 2018
The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole
by Flabanaga Noongah July 14, 2024
''What the Fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children
Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
by dmqt July 06, 2022
''What the Fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children
Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
by dmqt July 06, 2022
A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.
by Maddog55 October 25, 2019
Another word for retard.
by Dosoboi October 12, 2019