Cloacal Kiss

A sex move where two partners enter a "scissor" position and press their assholes together and one or both of them fart directly into the other's asshole.

"Your mom turned me on so much last night that I gave her a cloacal kiss."

by Regas Kogena December 13, 2022

kissing porcelain

When one is kissing porcelain he or she is either sitting on the toilet for a long time or throwing up. Usually because of illness or sickness or simply hung over.

When you are done kissing porcelain and feel better let me know.

by brahpla September 6, 2014

Broken Kisses

When you kiss someone but you keep drooling cause your tongue doesn't work.

Her tongue piercing is awesome, but it was nothing but broken kisses for the first week or so.

by Chainchompboke June 17, 2008

Horsey Kiss

Puckering lips like you would normally kiss, but forcing air out making a horse sound.
Mostly practiced by couples deeply in love (:

Person1: Dude! she just totally did a horsey kiss on him! ;o
Person2: Awww hell nooo maaa womeeen never does that!

Person3: Ohh well guess she doesnt really love you enough

by VIPrince January 24, 2011

minty kiss

To do the rusty trombone with a packet of strong mints.

"Wow...you've done that before! Are you from Australia?"

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

Dementor's Kiss

the act of drinking water after chewing mint gum

The Dementor's Kiss temporarily caused Susan to have an existential crisis.

by peachcrusts April 20, 2018

kiss bitch

When your boyfriend/girlfriend refuses to kiss you the way you want them to.

“He leans in to kiss me. I turn my face to the left, quickly.”

Him: “Quit being a kiss bitch.”

by KM020709 February 15, 2019