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Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.
Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.
by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023
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Outback sausage

The Australia version of the Alaskan pipeline. The act of pooping into a heat resistant condom, placing it on the engine of a 79 series landcruiser in the middle of the Simpson desert, then inserting it into ones anal cavity.
Dazza: “hey Shazza fire up the cruiser, wanna give me an outback sausage?”

Shazza: “yeah no worries cunny, give us 10 and then bend over and drop ya daks bud”
by Von Deeper from Kalgoorlie January 15, 2022
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Sausage Biscuit Roll Up

Having sex with a woman while she has a yeast infection.
Person 1: “yo you want some Jimmy Deans?”
Person 2: “Nah I already had a sausage biscuit roll up this mornin”
by Quickquestionwhat May 31, 2021
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Sausage Plug

When a guy with a chode performs anal sex on another living being.
The other night I hooked up with this guy. He had such a sad chode, he was giving me a Sausage Plug when we did anal.
by Buel February 8, 2017
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The Australian sausage roll

When you shit in a womans vagina, squirt tomato sauce on it and bite the shit out of her vagina.
Sheila was a freak, we did the Australian Sausage Roll on her.
by Jonny's lying July 27, 2025
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Sausage Blanky

When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.
After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky”
by Gandu D March 18, 2019
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Sausage

by TheGr8Cornholio December 22, 2023
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