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Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.
“Jacob barlow moment

Fuck you tim”
by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022
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Jacob and Kerry

The definition of soulmates. If you ever see a Kerry and Jacob, you should know, they are made for each other.
"omg is that Jacob? hes so hot." Person 1

"I know right, but he is taken by kerry" Person 2

"Even though I like Jacob, we can both agree that Jacob and kerry are the perfect couple"person 1

"I agree, they are soulmates" Person 2
by Yourpersonalcupid November 21, 2021
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Jacob darmanin

A small black child who's name is Jacob and had a nut like head with a chode penis and a longish nose
Ew Jacob darmanin is a stick nut
by Djx d October 19, 2019
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jacob house

A jacob house probably sent you here to read this and trusts you with this information specifically. Still, if you stumbled across this by accident, then congrats, you now know a lot about how a jacob house works, not that this information will be beneficial to you.

A jacob house is likely afraid that they don't meet your expectations.

If a jacob house has sent you here, then they are likely unable to find a way to communicate effectively with you.

if a jacob house sent you here, you have likely unknowingly become the center of their world, and they would do nearly anything you asked them to

if a jacob house sent you here, then they likely want you to know that if you tell them to go away and never speak to you again, they will do their absolute best to make sure your paths never cross again

a jacob house loves to talk to interesting people but worries that they are being a nuisance

a jacob house loves giving attention but is saddened when none is received in return

a jacob house gets worried easily about whether or not they show enough emotion when speaking

if a jacob sent you here, then they hope this helps make things clear, and if not, they hope you will ask them directly and let them know you have seen this message

a jacob house hopes you have a good day or at least can help make it be
oh hey, that's a jacob house that's quite interesting
by definitly not jacob house April 6, 2022
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A jacob

Jacob: "that's Squarer than my square body hehehuhuhehe." Other person: you just pulled a jacob"
by You just pulled a jacob July 11, 2025
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Jacob

Jacob killed me with his charm and charisma and 10 metre cock
by JAaob is SEX March 18, 2019
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jacob bixenman

a guy who is very hot, the best boyfriend you could ever find but gay.
(warning, he stoles nose rings)
random person: who is that boy with troye sivan ?
troyens fandom: that's jacob bixenman !!!!
by tracobnut February 7, 2017
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