Retard

Urban dictionary editors coz they ain’t wanted to publish my shid😡

Hey editors you’re retarded

Twin you’re a retard

by Cumbucketyeet January 29, 2019

Retard

Michael

"Michael is a retard"

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

retarded

way back in the day the word retarded was considered proper terminology when referring to people with mental disabilities nowadays the word retarded or retard is used as a hurtful slurs against people who have mental disabilities

john has autism he is sitting in the cafeteria at school with his friend susie while eating lunch together a mean bully comes walking up to their table and says to susie your friend is retarded to which susie replies how mean of you my friend is autistic he is not retarded

by Backstroke swimmer 24 November 7, 2022

retarded doge

A animal known as a cait or scooter who is a stubby leagged corgi and he is also retarded as fuck.

Did you see that retarded doge yesterday

by MLG SCOOTER April 17, 2016

Rough riding rectal retard

Repeated dorkiness in one.

Jeff was being a rough riding rectal retard yesterday

by MYsTeRious7wiErDneSS May 27, 2022

Intentional retard

Acting braindead by choice, without having a mental disability

Josh: Is this guy mentally disabled?
Billy: Nah, I think he's just an intentional retard

by StreakRes February 4, 2023

Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018