I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

National real nigga day

The day of real niggas

Happy national real nigga day

by MJ the man October 17, 2023

Hes Real.

When you take the pizza out the oven and it takes a look at you back.

"Hes real." Peppino Spaghetti said as he lunged.

by YouAddLeg April 1, 2023

Real

Popularized by depressing TikTok slideshows, 'real' is used to express how something shown (from the slideshow, for example) is very present in their life, and has a personal effect on them.
Due to a large proportion of such slideshows to be about heartbreak, people commonly mention how real may be used as an acronym for 'Realise Everybody Always Leaves' despite not always being the case.

A: Hey, Look at this video
B: real

by ThisRandomPerson7 April 26, 2024

real ballin

Real Ballin: When your girl makes you wear a condom, so you heil Hitler with your dick while inside her so the condom breaks and the kids come out Nazis.

When you get home and you just want to get some real balling on

by Zzzrrr October 2, 2017

Real-lizm

When someone doesn't take any sh*t from anyone and doesn't back down, especially against a bigger or seemingly stronger opponent.

The bodybuilder kept picking on the little girl until the little girl handed the bodybuilder a dose of Real-lizm, now the bodybuilder doesn't have any teeth.

by Jules Bourglay September 15, 2020

Real.

A way to express yourself in a very simple way. It can mean that you relate to such or it can also be a cry for help.

"I always think about suicide."

"Real."

by N031 March 21, 2023