Pirates be lootin'

When someones doing something 100% in character for them

"I'm gonna go see a movie"
"damn bitch, pirates be lootin' I guess

by IWannaDryHumpAlGore March 9, 2025

Diesel Coated Salami Pirate

Diesel Coated Salami Pirates or Salami Pirates for short is another term for Lot Lizards, or Truck stop prostitutes

There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate going truck to truck offering her services

by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024

Furious snake pirate

A throbbing penis that leans slightly to one side

I was with this guy last night and he had this furious snake pirate. It was horrendous

by themanwiththefurioussnake October 3, 2017

Butt Pirate

Someone who pretends to be heterosexual when they are an under cover "bottom" in a male to male sexual situation.

Can you believe it? My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!! How awful!

by That Btch September 27, 2022

Hall Pirate

People who hang out in the hallway and skip class during school. It can also mean an underground network of student-criminals that skip class and hang out in the hallway with other criminal/normal Hall Pirates to engage in illegal criminal activity, such as drug trade, murder, theft, robbery, arms trafficking, human trafficking, rape, sexual assault, and most often, devious lick. These criminals usually come in gangs, which then come in sets. Some crimes committed by Hall Pirates have reached national headlines, such as incidents where they would sell severed penises they got from kidnapping male students and staff. Hall Pirates also have close ties to the mafia, Mexican cartels, and several terrorist organizations (such as ISIS, Taliban, and al Qaeda). These idiots usually get busted during hall sweeps and then cause police shootouts because they don’t want to get arrested. If you don’t want to run into a Hall Pirate, then do not skip class and hang out in the hallway like a moron.

John: Hey Jack, let’s skip class today and hang out in the hall!

Jack: Hell yea!

John & Jack: *immediately sees a gang of Hall Pirates*

Jack: Oh shit, I’m outta here!

John: *gets abducted by Hall Pirates*

by Kool_Tyga999 October 7, 2021

Diesel Coated Salami Pirate

Salami Pirate for short, Another term for a lot lizard or Truck stop prostitute

There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate offering her services to truck drivers

by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024

Pirate-selfie

A pirate-selfie is the kind of a selfie, what you make with your friends, but without changing to front-facing camera, thus photographing the sun/ceiling/the floor/random people.

-Hey guys, gather around, I'm making a pic! Say cheese!
-What are you doing? You are taking pictures of the ceiling, not us!
-Yes, 'cause it's a pirate-selfie!
-Oh okay, then.

by MedievalHobo September 22, 2018