Walk my fish

Telling someone that you are going to walk your fish is a nice way of saying you don't want to do something.

"Do you want to hang out?"

"Sorry, can't I need to walk my fish."

by toted August 11, 2018

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the bane of my existence

Something that is so disagreeable with your spirit that it feels like its existence might negate yours.

This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.

Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.

Wearing socks with sandals is the bane of my existence.

The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.

Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.

by SyntacticalNightFever October 20, 2015

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Slurp my gooch

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.

“Slurp my gooch.”

by Goochslurper October 29, 2020

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My Cherie Amour

A song co-written and performed by Stevie Wonder. It was originally titled "Oh my Marcia" (Marcia being Stevie Wonders girlfriend at the time) but altered to "My Cherie Amour" since the two broke up. My Cherie Amour is roughly translated from French as "My Dear Love"

"...My Cherie amour, pretty little one that I adore, You're the only girl my heart beats for. How wish that you were mine"

-Stevie Wonder

Boy: I need to ask you something
Girl: What is it?
Boy: Will you be My Cherie Amour?
Girl: awwwww yes <3

by Egypt1337 February 24, 2012

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