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swung off

When a girl pulls your dick untill you come.
by vdux1 February 2, 2010
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Jack Off

1. Adjective: When a person or a group of people mess around and get absolutely nothing accomplished and just have fun. No sexual conduct of any kind is made.

2. Verb: When one decides to rub their genitals; See Masturbate, Masturbation. Sexual conduct can be made.
Example 1:

Guy 1: Hey man, you should join our Rugby Team, all we do is jack off during practice. It'll be fun

Guy 2: What kind of jacking off? Throw balls at each other? or just mess around and have fun?

Guy 1: Yeah, mess around man, not masturbate

Example 2:

Guy 1 sticks hand in pants and grabs genitals

*fapfapfapfapfap*
Guy 2: EW MAN THATS GRODDY!
by whathe12 November 13, 2011
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jerk-off

George W. Bush is a fucking jerk-off.
by Energy July 30, 2008
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Face Off

To compulsively run your fingers down another persons face in the creepy style of Nicolas Cage/John Travolta in Face/Off.
'I love you honey'
Runs fingers down face in the style of Face Off.
'I love you too dear'
Runs fingers down face.
'I love the dog as well'
Runs fingers down dogs face.
'Wuf'
Dogs runs paw down face.
'Honey i think we have some kind of infectious disease.'
by Doc Flox January 9, 2010
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off top

Yeah, I fucked that ho Alishamisa in her iznass!
Off top my nigga?
by jon bon jovster April 29, 2003
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mugged off

When someone disrespects you, and causes offence by insulting you, how you act, or your style. sometimes when your posesions are mugged off. Can result in you cutting them first if mugged off infront of ones pals. (being mugged off infront of your pals is 10 times as bad, as it makes you look like a mug)

for reference watch football factory.
"yo bruv, your wheels aint fly"
"hey jason, you failed at life"
or when your at a party and you get mugged off and then mark wont answer if hes mugging you off
by wizzard master April 10, 2006
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wank off

What I do when I look at Jodi Padecky's cute little buttcheeks.
After talking with Jodi, I always wank off on some hookers ass.
by sicko the clown November 14, 2004
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