nob off

verb: to nob off - to get rid of; to exert something; to stop.

I'm going to nob off this book, i dont like it.

by Richard Saunders May 24, 2006

swung off

When a girl pulls your dick untill you come.

I got swung off last night.

by vdux1 February 2, 2010

jerk-off

George W. Bush

George W. Bush is a fucking jerk-off.

by Energy July 30, 2008

Face Off

To compulsively run your fingers down another persons face in the creepy style of Nicolas Cage/John Travolta in Face/Off.

'I love you honey'
Runs fingers down face in the style of Face Off.
'I love you too dear'
Runs fingers down face.
'I love the dog as well'
Runs fingers down dogs face.
'Wuf'
Dogs runs paw down face.
'Honey i think we have some kind of infectious disease.'

by Doc Flox January 9, 2010

off top

for real?

Yeah, I fucked that ho Alishamisa in her iznass!
Off top my nigga?

by jon bon jovster April 29, 2003

mugged off

When someone disrespects you, and causes offence by insulting you, how you act, or your style. sometimes when your posesions are mugged off. Can result in you cutting them first if mugged off infront of ones pals. (being mugged off infront of your pals is 10 times as bad, as it makes you look like a mug)

for reference watch football factory.

"yo bruv, your wheels aint fly"
"hey jason, you failed at life"
or when your at a party and you get mugged off and then mark wont answer if hes mugging you off

by wizzard master April 10, 2006

wank off

What I do when I look at Jodi Padecky's cute little buttcheeks.

After talking with Jodi, I always wank off on some hookers ass.

by sicko the clown November 14, 2004