National Trip Tall People Day

Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.

“Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.

by Leader of the Short People October 22, 2020

National Pick Up Rachel Day

on November 5th you can pick up Rachel and throw her.

I yeeted Rachel on National Pick Up Rachel day

by Orange_cheerio October 23, 2020

National Buy Your Girlfriend Starbucks Day

This is the day when boyfriends buy their girlfriends their favorite Starbucks drink

Friends: “Hey let’s go get smoothies!”
Boyfriend: “Sorry I can’t. I have to buy my girlfriend a Starbucks for national Buy your Girlfriend Starbucks Day”

by girlyygirl13 October 26, 2020

National Reply Slow To Your Girlfriend Day

October 28th is national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day.

Just don't reply fast.

She won't care

"Oh hey (name of someone) I can't reply fast today, it's October 28th."
"And?"
"It's national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day."

by Büttfüçkër October 28, 2020

National fuck your Classmate day

6 November is national Fuck your classmate day, go fuck her

fuck your classmate day is a day where you get to fuck your classmate without anyone saying anything ab it!! National fuck your classmate day is good af

by Ananas95brekung October 31, 2020

national climb a tree day

November 7 is national climb a tree day! Grab ur old clothes and grippy trainers!!

Friend 1: right we are climbing a tree
Friend 2: what why?
Friend 1: because it's national climb a tree day silly

by Scruffy eats tree November 2, 2020

National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day

Jan 20 is when you can bop your eldest child on the head with a yoga mat, cause they deserve it.

Hey today is Jan 20, you know what that means? It’s national bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day!

by Y0UR_L0C4L_G4M3R November 14, 2020