national tongue kiss day

You have to tongue kiss A boy/girl

national tongue kiss day

by Kissingking April 12, 2018

National Oral Sex Day

February 9th is national oral sex day. Based on pagan religion it is best to celebrate your current romance with oral sex to christen your most recent winter solstice with sexual affection for your loved one.

I am busy today, celebrating NOSD (national oral sex day) the Pagan way with my man!

by NOSD! June 24, 2021

National Dirty Chris Day

October 21st is a day where we celebrate dirty chris’s outlandish shenanigans such as being a felon and sex offender

“did you hear about dirty chris beating up my grandma on national dirty chris day?”

“yeah he does that lmao”

by dirty chris lover 33 October 19, 2019

National Fuck Meat Day

National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.

What day is it today?

It’s October 23rd! It’s National Fuck Meat Day!

by bruhbruhbruhalex October 23, 2019

National hydro flask day

On November 13th at 12 am the games starts, whoever gets the most kills with their hydro flask wins

Hey sam, guess what tomorrow is
What's tomorrow?
NATIONAL HYDRO FLASK DAY... you better be prepared

by Will 🤫 October 02, 2019

National fuck Patrick day

Where everyone named Patrick gets fucked mentally or physically and they don’t like it.

“Me”:hey guys u see Patrick over there let’s fuck him it’s national fuck Patrick day.

“Patrick”:oh shit todays national fuck Patrick day I gotta hide.

by Opfhsbs January 06, 2019

National E-kitten day

20 oct.
On this day all people beat e-kittens and set them on fire.

And today is about National E-kitten day, we can be happy to set them on fire.

by ldmd October 03, 2023