by Chutny Choadlicker March 09, 2004
person one " you cunt!"
person two "you cunt muffin!"
person one "you crispy cunt muffin!!"
silence...
person three "haha you got owned"
person two "you cunt muffin!"
person one "you crispy cunt muffin!!"
silence...
person three "haha you got owned"
by grindfuck© August 06, 2007
A possible delicacy during anal sex. A Mississippi Mud Muffin or MMM is the excreted nickle-sized (or larger) poo that may be produced after quickly pulling out during anal sex that is then orally consumed by the penetrated partner. The consumer must say “Mmm!” after consumption for it to be a true Mississippi Mud Muffin.
by OMG303LOL June 21, 2019
Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.
Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
by Mumble October 11, 2012
Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.
by UpNeKrNmOaWnNd632093 March 28, 2016
by 69englishmuffin March 17, 2018