Matthew

A faggot who wears jackets you will always see him wearing a jacket. Very rich and very Asian
Matthew Is A Name
by YourMomIsCute1212 November 29, 2018
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Matthew is the most generous, thoughtful, affectionate and courageous man you’ll ever have the pleasure to know. He is overwhelmingly handsome, has a kind soul and a pure heart, brave yet humble, sweet but strong. You’ll first be captured by his strikingly beautiful eyes, then lured in by his calming presence. It will take time to acquaint yourself with Matthew’s long list of attributes, as his humility conceals his talent and intellect. The moment Matthew declares his love for you, you can feel certain that he will love you forever. His genuine ability to love all of you unconditionally will bring more joy to your heart than you ever imagined possible. Once you meet Matthew, everything in the world will finally feel right. He is your person, and you are his.
I’m so grateful to have found you, Matthew.
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Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--
Joshi: Wtf Matthew!? Stop drawing tube shark nudes!!

Matthew: *pulls out meat scepter?*
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Person 1 :Hey look its Matthew
Person 2 : Ew hes gay
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The most annoying kid in the universe who can’t stop talking.
Matthew: *SINGS LOUD IN CLASS*
Girl 1: SHUT UP!
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Matthew is very stupid but smarter than Ryan. The only game hes good at is PePePooPoo check. He also LOVES MACKENSE
Matthew touches himself to much.
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Silly dude that might try to kiss his best friends little sister. Has a fun personality but sometimes says weird things. A weirdo for sure but has a sweet heart.
Matthew is weird
by hollaatme April 18, 2020
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