Matthew

Has an incredible name.Beast, Hard Worker, Introvert. Loves being around his teammates and lives being in the weight room. He is an Icon at Kapaun Mount Carmel. He was a 3 sport athlete growing up and has played sports for 12 years

What up Matthew

by MattyIceTheBeast November 23, 2021

Matthew

A good person, unless your talking about me, then a real shitty person

Me: There is only one bad Matthew, and its me

by Im Fucking Ur mom right now ;) January 31, 2022

Matthew

the guy that owes me $16

"Matthew you owe me $16 you son of a bitch"

by metroboominwantsomemoren April 15, 2024

Matthew

a twink, never talk to anyone called Matthew, a horrible, heartless piece of shit

look at that Matthew lookin guy over there!

by turkeylover311 December 10, 2023

Matthew

An obese kid that likes to bully others and lies because he is so single.

Ugh, you're such a Matthew.

by Just_a_random_human October 29, 2019

Shannon and Matthew

A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.

Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!

by anonymous xyz August 7, 2022

matthew howard

known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz

(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles

Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.

Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?

by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023