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Matthew

A 6’8 little cock guy that cannot dunk even thought he is 6 foot and 8 inches tall. He reminds me of a twig I could break him in half with my fucking knee. Every time I see that skinny fuck I just wonder... how can he not dunk.
God imagine not being able to dunk and being a “Matthew”
by Kevbot L😂L May 6, 2019
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Matthew

Commonly Japanese or Korean with messy curly hair. They often have glasses and stay up and wake up late.
Wow he’s definitely a Matthew u can tell by the hair and race.
by Black person 69 February 28, 2021
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Matthew Champlin

by mature boy April 7, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew is a pretty cool guy. Although he has some bad sides, like never admitting hes wrong, and he always thinks hes the best out of all his friends. hes more of a type of guy who likes to hang out with his crushes rather than his friends. Matthew can be helpful at times, and can be pretty chill. sometimes he gets really angry and annoyed.
hey Matthew, isnt 2+2 four?
no, its five im im right
by KingFlames87 November 10, 2020
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Matthew

Mathew steals kidneys a lot, he’s a really nice guy, he likes to make “funny” jokes that he laughs historically at. He is nice but girls don’t like him
by Yuyuyy May 20, 2021
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Matthew Broaderick

Da more-portly counterpart to da famous tentative-natured Hollywood actor.
Perhaps if Matthew Broaderick made a figure-trimming diet-and-exercise improvement, he could be a stand-in for da boy-faced brunette of "Forrest 'n' Adult Simba" notoriety.
by QuacksO November 16, 2022
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matthew

friend: dam this burger is good!
matthew: matthew goode
by Gatorboi November 22, 2021
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