The Sloppy Joe

When a man shits in a womans vagina and begins to eat the woman out.

I gave your sister the sloppy joe last night.

by BombDroppin April 3, 2009

Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas has had a negative impact on the world around him, not rivaled since Hanson and Hitler. And Danny Bonaduce. And Bob Saget. And no one can forget Barbara Streisand.

Sting, Mick Jagger, NATHAN EXPLOSION (despite being a non-existant cartoon), Billy Idol and Freddie Mercury (despite being dead), Kate Pierson of the B-52s (with her beehive hairdo alone), the corpes of Napoleon and Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, the whole rat pack, Chris Farley and Danny Devito, Devo, Dick Clark (even in his current post-stroke state), Christopher Reeve (despite being a dead, paralyzed man) could all find ways to kick his ass numerous times in a row.

a)
Jonas is a douche
I would like to kick his ass
Jonas is a douche

2)YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP JOE JONAS GO DIE

iii)Joe can go dig a hole and die in it.

by Jesu H. Christo June 20, 2008

Joe Weller

An English dick who is basically Popeye's fucking son and thinks he can beat the biggest fucking badass KSI

Person 1: Dude, are you going to watch KSI vs Joe Weller in February?
Person 2: Yeah man no shit. KSI is going to fucking rape him

by 98765432154321 November 9, 2017

vile joe

A proper fucking nitty the worst kind. He is also well know for his extremely potent foreskin.

Don’t give him 60 p he’s a vile joe

by My dad isn’t gay March 31, 2020

Joe Bloggs

A man with many qualifications, he is a Warrant Officer, He's a Cadet, he is a pilot that crash landed during a field exercise, he is even a civilian instructor. (a Generic name to be used for templates or things of the sort.)

"CDT Joe Bloggs has been caught in a bear trap you have to save him."

by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 18, 2022

Joe Baiting

When a dribbling crack addict with no teeth and a quite frankly a woefully wank education lures his prey in to the trigger mechanism of a proverbial cannon. Usually results in a series of expletives originating from said Joe.

I fulfilled my Joe Baiting quota within minutes, he was triggered just using animated gifs

by Tess Tickal December 17, 2019

Joe Pub

A coffee shop.

Now that cafes and coffee shops are matching bars as a popular place to hang out, it only makes sense that there should be a better name for caffeine-oriented gathering spots. Hence, Joe Pub.

You wanna meet at the Joe Pub on 3rd Street before the meeting?

or
I'm going to the Joe Pub, you want me to grab you anything to drink?

by Ghost_themoviemaker December 7, 2021