Canadian Wood Hump

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.

"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."

by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021

First Wood Phenomenon

This is when a girl is magnetically attracted to the first guy who penetrated her.

Aliyah has the First Wood Phenomenon she can't get him out her head... it's been yearss

by DefineUrbaaanWrds May 8, 2025

Leftover wood

You just fucked someone but you still wanna fuck so you call someone else

Mary went to Tom’s who came to quickly so she called up Bill for leftover wood

by Marystales January 30, 2021

chipping the wood

the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure

man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''

by blackrain3 March 25, 2010

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.

hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.

by kitpysaysfuckyou January 2, 2024

Stone Woods

the blackest kid i know. niggga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

dat nigga stone woods.

by Fishy ass kid October 19, 2019

Good wood

Something hard and stiff

He gave them/they/she good wood
Something hard and stiff Something long like pinochoccos nose

by Acoustic legand 2 January 5, 2024