Internet Brain

A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer

Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.

by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025

Internet

A place that needs mental help

Welcome to the internet

by Wii Guy October 28, 2021

internet war

A war that takes place on the internet that should not be taken seriously, for the whole joke. See Pewdiepie vs T Series

internet wars are a fun way of wasting time

by f uck ypu July 29, 2021

The Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM)

The type of person who constantly, involuntarily, responds to messages one message behind everyone else - especially if the subject has already shifted.

Person A: Let’s go to the mall
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies

Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here

by MelanieBanks July 27, 2023

Internet Box

A better word for "router"

Person 1 (fag): My router is not working anymore. I Have no Internet!

Person 2 (chad): Oh u mean ur Internet Box??

by Chadwick Internet BO August 23, 2021

internet

its what you are on right now, its the place where you get everything from memes to news and much more

yo the internet is so lit bro

by The White Van August 28, 2019

The internet

A small black box with a red, blinking light on top of it.

Jen Barber: Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to present to you - The internet!

by Raichu047 July 2, 2025