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dont smoke weed be a good church boy boy church weed smoke boy
by bussdown March 3, 2019
mugGet the weedmug.

Weed Pulling

When giving a hand job, some pubes are snagged as a part of the process and get pulled on the up stroke.
Things were going great until her ring snagged...I gotta keep the garden in better order to stop the weed pulling.
by Geroooo January 5, 2021
mugGet the Weed Pullingmug.

Hard Weed

The Guus stedet smoking hard weed
by Ham_Din_Fætter November 28, 2020
mugGet the Hard Weedmug.

Weeding

The marriage between the two best looking people in discord; a virtual wedding between people that recently met each other in discord; weed can be found down the hallway in the 3rd room on the right
Lewis the priest: "Today we have gathered in this voicechannel to celebrate the weeding of Cookie and StripperSquirrel..."
by Just StripperSquirrel June 19, 2018
mugGet the Weedingmug.

Weed Wanker

Derived from the british term "wanker" that loosely translates to "fucker." "Weed Wanker" is "Wanker" to the 10th power.
He was screaming at thr cashier for nothing. What a weed wanker.
by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023
mugGet the Weed Wankermug.

german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land
Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it
by German weed wacker April 13, 2017
mugGet the german weed wackermug.

pube weed wacker

When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.
Becky, last night I had a pube weed wacker happen to me and now my crotch hurts!
by Mama lama December 30, 2016
mugGet the pube weed wackermug.

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