tree muff

A small child.

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017

Mexican Tree War

A gang bang of chodes at once.

We should have a mexican tree war.

by I Big Daddy September 5, 2016

Alberta Tree Bog

you law a log on the ground and you grabble your partner, you smear it in their face

Hey me and girlfriend were getting bored of our usually sex acts, so i gave her a Alberta Tree Bog

by Mr TreeBog July 5, 2025

touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 3, 2024

tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 July 7, 2016

Sociopath Tree

A slang term in the popular video game Minecraft that is used to describe a tree that has been cut down by a player, but they left the logs in the leaves, hence creating a floating mass of leaves. These trees are often heavily discouraged by communities because they look horrifyingly terrible. There is no word that can describe the absolute moron who does this on purpose. The common term "Sociopath Tree" comes from the fact that these types of trees are usually left behind by sociopaths.

who the hell left this sociopath tree here it looks awful

by A.U.S June 10, 2023

Trees

People descended from trees to start cutting them down to make bibles and money.

People read stories about their descent in a book made from what they descended from (trees).

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020