Rustwood Tree

A large, sturdy tree that grows only on mountains and thrives near bodies of water. Its leaves have magical properties that when smoked reveal the meaning of life.

Person #1: "Dude, that's got to be the biggest and coolest tree I've ever seen."
Person #2: "That's a Rustwood Tree, let's smoke the leaves and be super wise!!"

by ohbeejuankaknowbee April 06, 2011

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plum tree

Prunus domestica, the European plum is a species of flowering plant in the family Rosaceae. A deciduous tree, it includes many varieties of the fruit trees known as plums in English, though not all plums belong to this species. The greengages and damsons also belong to subspecies of P. domestica.

Wow! That plum tree looks great! I'd love to just grab a plum and eat it!

by pan (professional it scammer) April 18, 2022

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Tree door

Someone who is a jokester and makes out of pocket jokes, yet they seem to reject sarcasm and cannot take a joke. A tree door is also someone who says they're sorry about taking an ugly picture of you and putting it on their story but still doesn't delete it for a stupid reason.

"Delete that picture of me right now b!tch!" "You call me cuss words? No, I am not going to delete it." "You're such a tree door!"

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"You should say this funny joke" "No" "You're so mean:(" "I don't like your attitude." "I was being sarcastic" "You should've made that more clear. Grow up." "Screw you, you're such a TREE DOOR!!"

by Yeahgirlulikemealittlebit April 12, 2024

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german tree frog

German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).

Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.

by PuyallupPancho May 16, 2021

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