Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.
Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.
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"I like pencil head hair on my lesbo's" said Karen, "it doesn't get in the way."
She gave-up on being feminine and went with pencil head hair instead, she says its cooler in the summer...
"I like pencil head hair on my lesbo's" said Karen, "it doesn't get in the way."
She gave-up on being feminine and went with pencil head hair instead, she says its cooler in the summer...
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Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.
The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks
Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.
The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks
Hey, Emily, my hangover is terrible today.
Try some dogs hair by the nose!
Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!
Try some dogs hair by the nose!
Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!
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Gandalf: my grey beard makes me look old
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished
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Mother: My God, what has happened to our daughter.
Father : I feel she has turned into a blue haired weredike. Damn you to hell higher education.
Father : I feel she has turned into a blue haired weredike. Damn you to hell higher education.
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