golden wedgie

A word I created for when someone wedgies you so hard you piss yourself

Colby: “Yo, did you hear what happened to Jake?”
Sam: “I heard he got a golden wedgie, and he doesn’t have any spare clothing!”

by Just existing i guess December 15, 2023

Golden Portal

Urinating into ones anus.

"Dude, I gave her a golden portal"

by wifepop September 11, 2021

Golden Valley

Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies

My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.

by BedBath&Beyonce August 15, 2016

Golden fucking neutral

When you mediate two feelings or actions to achieve a third effect that is greater than the sum of it's parts. For instance, having a coffee and a zyn, or having a shitty monday morning hungover and having a lunchtime beer. Then you get golden fucking neutral.

Christ, that 2cb made me tweak, but the buckfast has got me golden fucking neutral baby.

by Cheekygeezer333 August 6, 2025

Golden💖

A person with a heart of Gold is a person who loves wholeheartedly and unconditionally.

To have a Golden💖 is to stay true to God and always follow your heart!

by Golden💖 May 13, 2019

golden raisin

A sexual act involving atleast one ginger and a woman. The redhead slams his or hers smaller testicle into the womans lady parts, free of choice. Often performed to the tunes of Riverdance.
Golden refers to the goldshining pubes of redheads.

- Howya man, was hookin' up with me mot last night eh, gave that fine thing the golden raisin, got me dick banjaxed.
- Stop acting the maggot Bob, you're not even a ginger, boyo.

by Magister_Magford March 14, 2019

Golden Baboon

An metaphor words from African People travelling to Europe, Asia and Australia, and It was Popularized for Generation Beta Dictionary and yet metaphor word for African People immigrant to Ancient Mediterranean Nations like Ancient Greeks and Roman empire but even traveled to asia and Australia to contact Friendly ethnic groups from the past history.

There's yours a golden Baboon Statue found in Australia

by Kostya The Wordmaker December 20, 2024