a real bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am
"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021
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Litty Bop Realness

Litty Bop Realness is more of an adjective. It can be used as a form of approval and a relatable moment or even a substitute for existing words, but the phrase is so good you choose to use it instead.
Girly pop, this song is so Litty Bop Realness right now, I can't even, can't.

Wow, she dropped that mugga so quickly, she was so Litty Bop Realness right thurr in that moment ovuh thurr.

I'm Litty Bop, she Litty Bop, and together, we're Litty Bop Realness, catch our drift.
by GAC.XTRA June 11, 2024
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Amazingly stupid real facts

these are facts that nobody will pay attention to, because it is amazingly stupid. if you actually look at amazingly stupid real facts, then you probably don't have an A in math.
amazingly stupid real facts is for someone who didn't know that simon and semen are the same thing
by YAYMANYAY November 02, 2022
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Amazingly stupid real facts

It is when people make a random r/technallythetruth thing that is so stupid and nobody needed to know that it gets upvotes even though we don't need that information for life like for example "Humans are humans ".
YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE OF AN Amazingly stupid real facts
by YAYMANYAY January 31, 2022
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Pulled of a Real Madrid

It's when the odds are against you and everyone says it's not possible but you come on top and win.

This is in reference to the iconic 2022 UEFA Champions League run by Real Madrid, in which they had a 1% chance to qualify to the finals but they still managed to do it.
Royal challengers Bengaluru pulled of a Real Madrid by qualifying to the 2024 IPL knockouts.
by Roanoa Uchiha goku May 18, 2024
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The real taco

The real taco and not any of the fakes, aka DARK Flash.
Damn bro, can we get the real taco up in here? (Twitch.tv/ElTacoManGaming)
by DARK Flash July 06, 2021
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up2panda real

sexy
bald
beast
rich
awsum
poor
lwa chairman
sbw certified jobba
sex monster
that dude is so sexy, it totally must be up2panda real!
by corey jersey real October 23, 2022
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