Finger Paint'n

Female masterbation or Female masterbating

Her dude came over unannounced and saw his chic finger paint'n.

by Iceburg Saint April 24, 2019

Freudian Fingers

When you type a word or words unintentionally, but the mistake still has (unintended) meaning or appropriateness to the situation.

Actual Freudian Fingers:
I meant to type, "I want to smack him so bad!"
I actually typed, "I want to spank him so bad!"
Or
"Dammit! Boob really messed up this time!" when you meant to type "Bob."

by AnnieB. November 18, 2011

reverse fingering

When instead of a guy going in and out of a girls pussy with his finger, the girl moves her pussy back and forth on the other person's finger. The finger is in place and not moving.

Monique said she wanted to get fingered. I got confused when she started reverse fingering.

by NorthKoreanKid69 December 22, 2013

finger own

the act of walking somewhere with lots of people and pointing at random people and saying "OHHHHH!"

N/A...mother fucker i'll bitchidick you a new facedick! bitch! then i'll finger own you, then i'll tell you about a porcupine's balls! they're small! and they don't give a shit!

by Dwntwn February 1, 2008

Walnut Finger

The brown stains on one's fingernails/fingertips after either

(i) - shelling walnuts;

(ii) - or massaging a guy's prostate via the rectal route by a finger pilot or walnut tickler.

Both give the same appearance. (i) is harder to clean off but (ii) smells worse.

I've been shelling walnuts all day and despite scrubbing it I just can't get rid of my walnut finger.

That finger pilot sure has a bad case of walnut finger. Don't they teach people at MacDonald's to wash their hands at work?

by 20goto10 September 25, 2010

Finger bomb

When you go to take a picture and your finger gets in the way of the lens

Wow, great picture of the Eiffel Tower, what is that pink smudge in the corner?
Oh, I totally finger bombed it with my pinky.
Bummer

by Ladykestrel May 2, 2014

Plastic Finger

To point your finger at someone and bare false witness against them. Plastic can be fake, not real, untrue. Humans often point a finger at someone when ratting them out and lying at the same time.

I knew that Mary was lying about Fred when she falsely accused him of the theft, she pointed her “plastic finger” at him and totally lied.

by Douglas John September 12, 2020