fake svelte

Un-svelte, obese, grossly overweight

Donald Trump on a golf course with his shirt tucked into his pants is fake svelte man!

by Mr Mystereious July 4, 2024

Fakes

A slang term for someone who is acting as though they are unaware of what is occurring is "fakes," which is defined as being untruthful to a situation while having some awareness but not fully expressing it. Not typically a fake person at all.

Rebecca said she understand it but she said she didn't
Alex: "that's fakesss"

by Deqashean March 28, 2023

LA Fake

Posting a controversial video on social media purely for likes with no intention of finding solutions. Lying to yourself in order to fit into a community of peers. The fear of being canceled over thinking for yourself. Following trends that are impractical and ridiculous.

That guy's extremely LA fake he posted it just for likes.

I asked him what it meant and he got mad at me he seems LA fake.

I saw him wearing a poncho and boots up to his thighs he couldn't walk at all seems really LA fake. When I asked him where he got the outfit, he wouldn't tell me said that was a secret.

He told his neighbor that recycling on Wednesdays was not allowed he was definitely LA fake

by Leprechaun Messiah September 17, 2025

Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha

Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

fake bbg

when a girl tries to act like your bbg but is a fake friend

Girl 1: did you hear what she said about you? she was talking shit bout u

Girl 2: ah look at her she's a fake bbg

by shutupanu July 31, 2022

National fake test day

June 20th, the day your teacher gives everybody a fake test that doesn’t matter!

Mr best scheduled a test for Tuesday
Don’t worry it’s National fake test day

by urmomsbasement June 13, 2023

Fakes

When you don't have an exact reason for saying no or refusing to do something, so you just say fakes instead.

We called him to invite him and his gf to our party but he replied: Fakes. We are staying home.

by N.T. Radwan January 16, 2021