Love

Harambe

The only love on earth is Harambe

by DankBoiHarambe69 December 14, 2016

Love

A feeling that doesn't exist. It never did. It never will.

Steve: "She doesn't love me Bob, She is a whore."

by LeLazyChat October 7, 2017

Love

A word secretly invented by Hallmark during a market research conference.

INSTANCE (A)

Guy) I love you...

Girl) I love you too!! I love you so mmm!! AARH!!! That was great...

Guy) See ya.

INSTANCE (B)

Girl) I love you

Guy) That's sweet of you, but why do you say that while looking at my right pocket?

Girl) Yoink!

by greyheart May 2, 2009

Love

Fondling his balls from the back

Just bend over and let me love you

by Ytlib June 8, 2016

Love

Something that's not real and brings alot of pain

Ex: I still "love" you take me back.

You: yea fucking right

by Eat ass August 28, 2016

Love

Something that everyone wishes they understood, when really it's just something you need to let happen. You'll know when it happens for real, stop using urban dictionary to try to explain it to you.

"I think i love Bradley..."

"Girl, your 12 and have known him for two days..."
"But urbandictionary.com says love is-"
"I don't care, date him if you want, but don't tell him you love him til you mean it."

by The Wizened Neckbeard September 4, 2011

Love

Basically it is the worst thing that can happen to a human being. To love you must allow yourself to be vulnerable you must be very strong, because a failed love is similar to the worst day of your life x's 5 trillion burning suns and death. One day you will wake up and try to figure out what happened to the person you used to be...and the answer will be simple, they are dead.

Person A: I love you...
Person K: I can't say that...I can only have sex.

Person A: FML.
Person K: Exactly!

by ATL82 October 13, 2013