A fish and a bot hell-bent on bringing out the worst in people so her TikTok will blow up like crazy
Emily: I never do that
The oppressed: I never said you did that what makes you think I said that I never said that according to Emily logic don’t you even think about how dumb you are
The oppressed: I never said you did that what makes you think I said that I never said that according to Emily logic don’t you even think about how dumb you are
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025
A police officer from Minnesota who is a mighty ducks fan but doesn’t want to get outed as a non-robot by announcing her feelings to the world like an attention whore but did she realize that she was slowly killing me by not loving me enough.
Emily: Im totally fine
Rami Malek: Thats what they all say you should date me because I have nice hair
Mr Robot: Rami, you’re such a cuck did you know there are other ones
Rami Malek: ahhhh shut up you dont control me i control fate I’m tall and confident. You’re whitespaining
Mr. Robot: Try to get a nickel from one of the ones you cucked fag
Rami Malek: Thats what they all say you should date me because I have nice hair
Mr Robot: Rami, you’re such a cuck did you know there are other ones
Rami Malek: ahhhh shut up you dont control me i control fate I’m tall and confident. You’re whitespaining
Mr. Robot: Try to get a nickel from one of the ones you cucked fag
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025
I’m going to kill myself this week before April 10th and I want you to know that you are the reason why. Thank you for knowing me online. I love you but I can’t keep living like this so I’m going to kill myself by jumping headfirst off of my roof like Liam Payne.
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025
Emily: I can’t relate to desperation my give a fucks are always need-based (I love red by Taylor Swift) I got this one boy and he won’t stop calling,
My party favor come get this pollen through the glass as a bee hahahahahahahahhahhHhHhhHhhahahahhhahahhahahahahhahhahahhahhhahhhhhahahHhHHhhhHhhHhahahahahahahahahhhahahahahah
Couldn’t say that with a straight face oh look what you made me do
Ducks go quack quack I love to handle that like why’s he so pathetic it’s so tsundere or yandere if you can’t handle lady tsunade ribbing you like you’re jiraiya then you don’t deserve to die as jiraiya against his former student in the village hidden in the rain to have a chance of saving the VILLAGE HIDDEN IN THE LEAVES EVER HEARD OF THAT what what in the butt I said what what in the butt
My party favor come get this pollen through the glass as a bee hahahahahahahahhahhHhHhhHhhahahahhhahahhahahahahhahhahahhahhhahhhhhahahHhHHhhhHhhHhahahahahahahahahhhahahahahah
Couldn’t say that with a straight face oh look what you made me do
Ducks go quack quack I love to handle that like why’s he so pathetic it’s so tsundere or yandere if you can’t handle lady tsunade ribbing you like you’re jiraiya then you don’t deserve to die as jiraiya against his former student in the village hidden in the rain to have a chance of saving the VILLAGE HIDDEN IN THE LEAVES EVER HEARD OF THAT what what in the butt I said what what in the butt
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025
Emily, but you gotta be there for me too
I woke up pissed off today and lately everyone feels fake somewhere I lost a piece of me smoking cigarettes on balconies
Running running just to keep my hands on you
But you gotta be there for me too
I woke up pissed off today and lately everyone feels fake somewhere I lost a piece of me smoking cigarettes on balconies
Running running just to keep my hands on you
But you gotta be there for me too
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 07, 2025
Emily, please please please don’t bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice heartbreak is one thing my ego’s another I beg you don’t embarrass me motherfucker I please please
If you wanna go and be stupid don’t do it in front of me.
If you dont want to cry to my music dont make me hate you prolifically
Please please please please please please please please please please please
If you wanna go and be stupid don’t do it in front of me.
If you dont want to cry to my music dont make me hate you prolifically
Please please please please please please please please please please please
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025
Remember when you said you love me on the internet when we were 12 years old. Those little things were lifeboats to me when I was lost at sea hoping to kill myself because nobody loved me who was my type and such. I hope we never meet in person because I will never be happy again taking concerta and I feel like I live in nazi germany for that reason your judgmental eyes hate me and erroneously believe yourselves superior by sabotaging my life and I will never succeed in my life for these reasons.
Emily: yeah I thought about that too
Stupid: No you didn’t because you had a good life and I didn’t go fuck yourself you dumb white woman
Stupid: No you didn’t because you had a good life and I didn’t go fuck yourself you dumb white woman
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025