Douche Bag 

A person who is rewarded for undesirable traits

That guy wearing the white rimmed sunglasses and hollister shirt who is womanizing is a douche bag.

Douche Bag by Jordan Wayne Norman October 20, 2008

Douche Box 

When anyone over the age of 12 drinks a juice box

*Dave, a 40 year old man sips a juice box*
Jim: Man, hows the douche box?
Dave: *sip* Delicious.

Douche Box by tableraper May 16, 2009

douche bag 

A person who does not know how to have fun. Who thinks others are immature when in fact they are just too mature. A person who doesn't understand shit and thinks they are too good for everyone else.

Riley Wilson is a douche bag

douche bag by wowilovecheese December 27, 2009

Douche Snozzle 

The lengthy bit of shnozz that usually hangs out from ones pants after a zipper catches the nut sack.

James just got his nuts caught in his zipper!!! Look its a douche snozzle! Nasty!

Douche Snozzle by CIP-CLR September 30, 2010

douche friend 

a friend that hates his douche friend and he hates him too beacuse he set his house/porch on fire.(someone who tells someone that theyre going to set their house/porch on fire.)

my douche friend says to your'e douche friend im gona set your porch/house on fire.

douche friend by ikemama October 21, 2010

Douche Canoe 

Anyone who is french

Frenchie is such a douche canoe

Douche Canoe by Victorfudge November 22, 2011

Douche Canoes

Boat shoes

Look at that asshole sailing his douche canoes. What a Chad.

Douche Canoes by tankgirl626 September 8, 2013