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Candi

Often referred to as "Candidates", usually good tempered, but will drag your ass if you deserve it. Like when someone one wrongly assumes her profession as an exotic dancer. Excellent cat/dog/animal/human/plamp caregiver. If irritable, bring snacks and a weighted blanket to improve mood.
Candi: Hi, my name is Candi, nice to meet you.
Old prude: Oh is that short for Candice?
Candi: No, just Candi.
Old prude: Well then, you must be a stripper.
Candi: *RAGE*
by RuanRyan January 25, 2021
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Candy Cane Cuck

Someone who loves Christmas a bit too much
She is such a Candy Cane Cuck, she has her Christmas decorations out in NOVEMBER.
by CinnaFox October 18, 2021
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Candied Weed

Weed soaked in tobacco Vape juice of your tastes. Bongsmoked or ingested. Ingestion will provide sustained dose of relaxation and focus.
Like a Spliff, only New.
Mom! I can't believe you put Candied Weed on my Cake!!
"Happy Birthday, Sugar"
by OhThanKevin September 27, 2021
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Candy Courting

When candy is used to get closer to a girl for a sexual encounter or possible relationship; The act of offering candy opens the door for further conversation with the person you are interested in.
That Ray is coming to the office every day and offering candy to Wendy. It's quite obvious that he is infatuated with her as he keeps "candy courting" her with that sweetmeat.
by Lime5 March 5, 2014
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narcissistic candy

An empathetic, SWEET & often incredibly sexy soul preyed upon, EATEN & exploited by a demonic narcissist(s).
Johnny Depp was utterly delicious narcissistic candy for that evil Amber bitch.
by DVonDiesel June 20, 2022
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Candi

A very strong woman. She goes out of her way to help other people. She works her hardest. She is a very sweet person. Usually brunette/blonde. Most have blue/brown/hazel eyes. Everyone adores her and thinks she’s beautiful
Riley- Woah that girl over there is stunning!
Gavin- Well yeah! That’s Candi!
by Jiggly pete September 16, 2018
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