Corn Commie

An American of non-costal origin who is more left leaning, maybe even socialist, but still loosely grounded in what are considered to be “Midwestern values”.

Person 1: “You see Tom the other day? Dude was driving his pickup around Main Street with a Bernie Sanders sticker on his bumper and an AR-15 mounted on his rear view ! I’m so confused”

P2: “Yeah, ever since he got back from college he’s been a bit of a Corn Commie”

by J.ALLLEN96 April 13, 2021

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Corn

A girl that is so hot, so drop-dead gorgeous that you would happily eat the corn from her shit

Billy: Yoo, I met a girl last night who was SO fine

Samuel: Yea? How fine man?

Billy: Dude, that bitch was corn!

by Thecandyman April 15, 2021

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Candy Corn Penguin

As a stuffed animal, they are so cute! In real life however, I don’t think so.

Look, I just won a candy corn penguin plushie!

by Quintopolise April 20, 2021

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Corn shit

A pre anal ritual by shitting out so much corn is cleans your asshole on the way out.

“Holy fuck, that nigga took a corn shit”

by Yung nigglet May 8, 2021

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double corn

<dub-bull korn> verb, active. Sexual slang, origin:Nebraska, United States, est. ~ 1960 AD
(-ing) same and or plural partaking.
The partaking act of the insertion of two (2) ears of corn ( 🌽 🌽 ), one (1) into the vaginal cavity, and one (1) into the rectal cavity of a human female subject. Usually willingly for sexual pleasure, or other various sexual reasons of partaking.
Suffixes:

-ing (double corning), same or plural partaking.

-ed (double corned), subjective status present and/or past tense.

-er (double corner), one who partakes in the act of.

-able (double cornable), a subject determined capable and usually preferable candidate of the defined.

That girl from Nebraska enjoys a double corn after smoking cocaine.
She has double cornable hips.

by Pete the pilgrim November 12, 2021

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