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Soggy Biscuit

A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.
Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit
by Britishslang February 6, 2025
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actually a biscuit

meaning ‘bisexual’. ‘bis’ is an abbreviation for ‘biscuit’ and ‘exual’ is Latin for a ‘actually’.
So when you say “I’m actually a biscuit’ means “I’m bisexual.”
by anonymous January 20, 2022
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Not Lotus Biscuit

A ugly mf that crys their self to sleep every night bc their momma don’t love them.
Person 1: “You know who’s a homophobic 12 yr old sht eating dik suking curly toed 2 inch pp mistake?”

Person 2: “Who?”

Person 1: “User Not Lotus Biscuit on urban dictionary
by chae.com September 21, 2021
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street biscuit

by FaintRush June 1, 2022
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grumpy biscuit

A person who is annoyed by serious stuff, spamming the word "STOP", "WHAT", or something goes along the line.
person: "Somebody has stolen your video for an ad!"
A GB (Grumpy Biscuit): "STOP!"
person #2: "Stop being so obnoxious, you grumpy biscuit."
by DoodleBaldiBFB August 22, 2019
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biscuit fist

A biscuit fist is when you take your fist like a club and punch the temple area of someones head.
Joe biscuit fisted Steve after they got into a fight.
by Pseudonym:Moose July 28, 2016
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